I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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