this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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