Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
you had me at cake vodka
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
MIDGETS
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I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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