When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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