Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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