im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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