is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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