You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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