I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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