O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I know her cup size but not her name....
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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