I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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