His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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