On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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