I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize
