She is in my trunk
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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