Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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