She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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