Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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