oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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