girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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