that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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