it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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