He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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