Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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