Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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