so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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