So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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