She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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