Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dignity is for republicans.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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