I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
soo... how was my night?
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