he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
