All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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