its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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