nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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