I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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