So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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