I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Do I have a choice?
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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