is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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