I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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