why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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