Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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