Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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