he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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