hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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