just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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