And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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