She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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