halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
