I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
