Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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