You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
