Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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