Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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